Funny question answer - a fun and interesting interview

To achieve success in life, we often do what we cannot do properly. This happens because we will say "what will the world say?" Thinking about it, we get life out. But instead, if we do the work that we can do, then we can achieve success soon. We have brought a funny question and answer interview for you, expressing this forward thinking. Let's enjoy this funny question and answer: -

Funny questions and answers - an interesting interview

Interviewer: - Tell us about yourself.
Candidate: - I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I have done Engineering in Telecommunication from Babanrao Dhole Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: - Babanrao Dhole Patil Institute of Technology? I have never heard the name of this college before!
Candidate: - I knew sir! You would say, I had never heard of this college before taking admission myself.
What happened - due to the World Cup, my numbers in the twelfth came down. I was getting a seat by paying money in a college. But my father said (I like to call him "father"): -
"I cannot spend much money on your studies." (The father actually said: - I will not waste money on you) so I had to join this college. Frankly, I think that the name Babanrao Dhole Patil may be related to the regional college.

TURVIVOR: - Okay, okay. It seems that it took you 6 years to finish engineering.
Candidate: - The thing is that I tried to finish it in 4 years. But what to tell, these cricket matches, football world cup and tennis tournaments. How difficult it is to create concentration, sir. This is why I failed in the second and third year. It took me 4 + 2 = 7 years in total.

Interviewer: - But 4 + 2 is 6.
Candidate: - What so? You know I always make mistakes in Math. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4 + 2 = 6 is right, thanks. These cricket matches have a great impact on the examinations… .. I think they should be banned.

Interviewer: Good to know, you want a cricket match to be banned.
Candidate: - No, no… .I am talking about exams !!

Interviewer: - Okay, what is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate: - Obviously, to complete my engineering studies. My mother never thought that I could complete it. When I failed for the third year, Mother was looking for a job for me at BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) with the help of some relatives.

Interviewer: - Do you have any idea to get higher education.
Candidate: - hahahaha …… are you kidding? It was very painful for me to get "lower" level education.

Interviewer: - Let's talk technical things now. Which platform (level) have you worked on?
Candidate: Hmmm, I work in SEEPZ, so you can say that I am currently working on the dark platform (rly.stn.). Previously I was at Vashi Center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have different platform experience! (Vashi and Andheri are place names in Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which language (comp. Language) did you use?
Candidate: - Marathi Hindi, English. By the way, I can remain silent in Germany, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB ??
Candidate: - It is a matter of common sense Sir: - C always comes after B. Hence VC is larger than VB. I heard that a new language VD is coming soon.

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: - I have not heard about it. But as far as I know this is the language that is used in our MP and MLA assembly.

Interviewer: - What is your general project experience?
Candidate: - My experience about the project is that: - Most of them are found in the pipeline itself.

Interviewer: Can you tell us about your current job?
Candidate: - Of course, at this time I am working in Bata Info Tech. I was on the bench while joining BIL. Before joining BIL, I thought that Bench is another software like Windows.

Interviewer: - Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: - No, but I think it should not be too difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can do many things. I know how to make international phone calls and use speakers. And most importantly, I get some words like 'Showstoppers', 'hot fixes', 'SEI-CMM', 'quality', 'version control', 'deadlines', 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. And I can very wisely blame others for my mistakes.

Interviewer: - What do you expect from our company?
Candidate: Nothing more
1. I should get 40,000 in my hand.
2. I would like to work on a Live EJB project. But there will be no time limit. I think this type of pressure has a wrong effect on talent.
3. I believe in change of time.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom so I will come wearing jeans and T-shirt.
5. Saturday and Sunday should be a holiday. I want to leave on Wednesday also